In honor of Peter Higgs and Francois Englert being awarded the Nobel Prize in physics 48 years after they predicted the existence of the Higgs Boson, here's all I have to say on the matter:

Higgs Boson Walks Into a Church joke-Brian Malow

To see the joke in action/context, here's a stand up routine of mine that's been online since 2009. I was performing in a long-running Bay Area science festival called Wonderfest. The Higgs joke appears toward the end:

EDIT: Strangely, the embedded version is only 10 minutes long - and the full set is 17. To see the Higgs joke, watch the whole set at Fora.TV.

Science Laughs: Science Comedian Brian Malow from Wonderfest on