This being Hallowe'en, I felt like I should serve you something scary.

But what?

Verily, we've talked about some scary things here:

More scary subjects have come up on my other blog, including:

Making this list, I'm very glad it's still light out! Otherwise I might be quaking uncontrollably.

Truth be told, as someone who works with ethics for a living, I'm less afraid of monsters than I am of ordinary humans who lose sight of their duties to their fellow humans.

And frankly, when it comes to things that go bump in the night, I'm less terrified than curious …

especially since the things that go "bump" in my kitchen usually involve the intriguing trio of temperature-, pressure-, and phase-changes -- which is to say, it's nothing a little science couldn't demystify.

Have a happy, safe, and ethical Hallowe'en!