But Seriously...

Truth-like statements about Brian Malow:

Brian Malow is Earth's Premier Science Comedian (self-proclaimed).

He has performed for the NSF, AAAS, NIST, JPL, ACS, AGU and many other acronyms.

His Neil Armstrong routine was once heard aboard an orbiting Space Shuttle (STS-44).

He has produced science videos for Time Magazine and audio essays for Neil deGrasse Tyson's radio show.

He served as consultant on a NASA educational outreach project.

He gives training workshops and presentations to help scientists be better public speakers.

His media appearances include "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" and NPR's Science Friday with Ira Flatow, and he has been featured in Nature, Chemical & Engineering News, the New York Times, Washington Post, and San Francisco Chronicle. Recently, he co-hosted "Hacking the Planet" and "The Truth About Twisters" on The Weather Channel.

Brian currently works in science communication for the North Carolina Museum of Natural Sciences in Raleigh.

He is available for off-world appearances, if transportation is provided.*

* round-trip