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New Job for Brain Scientists: Pitching Mutual Funds

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I was watching one of the March Madness games recently with my son Benjamin. He is the only one in the world I can do this with because I can ask him what the difference is between the shot clock in the NBA and the one in the NCAA without being asked to immediately produce a green card.

During a commercial break, a familiar face popped onto the screen. The bald head, the gray goatee. What da hey, it was Daniel Gilbert, Harvard psychology professor, host of the PBS special This Emotional Life, author of the bestselling Stumbling on Happiness and purveyor of memorable aphorisms derived from social-psychology research: money does matter but only up to a point and marriages without children are happier.

In the game commercial, Gilbert was talking to millions of people about the need to better plan for retirement, people whose main foray into the investment world had to date been a contribution to the office betting pool on the game we were watching. The Prudential commercial was built around a faux social-science experiment in which a crowd of Austin, Tex. residents was recruited to put large stickers on a 1100-square foot wall in answer to the question: Who is the oldest person you know? Stickers on the wall bunched near the mark for the tenth decade, demonstrating the wide gap on the wall between the oldest old and the line marking the traditional retirement age of 65. The implication, of course, was that you better start thinking about more than March Madness winnings if you were going to make it to 102.


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Wow, neuroscience has really hit the big time. First, the Obama administration agreed in early April to spend $100 million to construct a brain map, making brain research a centerpiece of a second-term effort to create a legacy in the science arena. No Super Colliders or pitched battles against lymphoma, just brains all the way down. Now Gilbert has given the profession unprecedented visibility by elevating social psychology and behavioral economics/finance to the level of the GEICO cave men and the Aflac duck. The "nudge" philosophy of behavioral economics—or the "shove" entreaties of Michael Bloomberg—(here's why you "should" grow that nest egg or "must" forego that Dr. Pepper) has now officially entered the deepest reaches of the popular psyche .

Is this just the beginning? Will Walter Mischel of "the Stanford Marshmallow Experiment (think delayed gratification) act as spokesman for Weight Watchers? Will Michael Jordan describe the subtleties of the Morgenstern-Von Neumann utility theorem in examining the relative merits of boxers vs. briefs when pitching Hanes? Maybe not, but the Century (Millenium?) of the Brain is no doubt upon us. The future consists of axons and synapses. Benjamin, in medical school, is trying to decide on a specialty. This is terrible but I can't resist: One word, neurology, Benjamin.

Source: Jon Chase/Harvard University

 

 

 

 

 

Gary Stix, the neuroscience and psychology editor for Scientific American, edits and reports on emerging advances that have propelled brain science to the forefront of the biological sciences. Stix has edited or written cover stories, feature articles and news on diverse topics, ranging from what happens in the brain when a person is immersed in thought to the impact of brain implant technology that alleviates mood disorders like depression. Before taking over the neuroscience beat, Stix, as Scientific American's special projects editor, oversaw the magazine's annual single-topic special issues, conceiving of and producing issues on Einstein, Darwin, climate change and nanotechnology. One special issue he edited on the topic of time in all of its manifestations won a National Magazine Award. Stix is the author with his wife Miriam Lacob of a technology primer called Who Gives a Gigabyte: A Survival Guide to the Technologically Perplexed.

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