When cosmetic gynecologist Adam Ostrzenski, MD set out to discover the elusive G-spot, the part of a womans anatomy supposedly responsible for orgasm, he followed a flawed premise but his finding announced today will undoubtedly generate frantic media coverage.

The discovery of the G-spot in a lone elderly corpse and the lack of information on just what Dr. O dissected are obvious limitations of the paper in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, a peer-reviewed publication from Wiley. Less obvious is trouble with a different G the guanine in genes.

Gynecology Meets Genetics

Dr. Os motivation to dissect deeper into the tissues of the cadavers vaginal wall than had been done before, he told me, stemmed from a 2008 paper describing the G-spot gene. It has already been incorporated into the Affymetrix GeneChip, he wrote in the article.

When I asked how a gene could specify a body part, he referred me to the paper mentioning Affymetrix, a company that manufactures tiny chips (microarrays) fringed with DNA pieces used to assess gene expression in clinical research samples for diagnosis. I have no clue what this means, but for me, if it has a genetic component, then I believe everybody should have it, referring to the mysterious G-spot.

And there it was, published in BMC Genomics: G-spots cause incorrect expression measurement in Affymetrix microarrays.

A G-spot, in genetics, is a stretch of four guanines in DNA: GGGG. Such repeats are well known to disrupt enzymes that replicate DNA, and they also affect the functioning of DNA probes affixed to chips. Thats what the referenced paper is about -- not a bump beneath the vaginal wall that swells upon contact, first described by Ernest Grafenberg in 1950 and named the G-spot in a 1982 book The G Spot by Beverly Whipple.

Because both English and genetics are not native languages to Dr. O, his mix-up is perhaps understandable. The failure of peer review, less so.

After alerting Dr. O to the guanine/Grafenberg confusion, I felt it my duty to warn Andrew Harrison, author of the BMC Genomics article on the GGGGs gumming up the microarrays, that the National Enquirer and World Medical News might be contacting him for a quote or two on his G-spot gene. He was no stranger to semantic confusion. Shortly after the discovery I was looking for meetings on RNA to present the results. I was very tempted to speak at this society's annual event (RNA: the Romantic Novelists Association), he e-mailed back.

A Cluster of Grapes?

Despite the challenges of redundant terminology, the anatomical G-spot has been in need of discovery since Dr. Grafenberg began calling women frigid for not having one. The search for the elusive erogenous zone has since been spotted with testimonials, a twin study assessing self-reported G-spots, and various anatomical meanderings into the neighborhood (its not the ducts and glands clinging to the urethra, or in the vagina, or something called the vestibular bulb, nor the newly-named clitoral complex.)

Dr. O decided to go right to the source, and dissected, layer-by-layer, the tissue atop the perineal membrane, in a just-deceased 83-year-old in Warsaw. And he found what looks like a string of purple grapes within a bluish sac, near a white cord. The G-spot appeared to be erectile tissue without any palpable gland within the tissues, he wrote, alongside figures displaying the G-grapes.

But the paper immediately raises several questions.

Question 1: Why did Dr. O discover the G-spot in the 83-year-old cadaver from Warsaw, as opposed to, say, a 24-year-old cadaver from Altoona?

It was a matter of access. Dr. O wanted a fresh body, not a pickled one, which can alter the tissues. Forensic medicine in the U.S. wouldnt give me permission for the dissection, he said. So he got permission to take biopsies from the old lady in Warsaw whod just died of blunt force trauma to the head, her vaginal tissues intact, unassaulted, and having lasted a lifetime.

This case study in a single cadaver adds to the growing body of literature regarding womens sexual anatomy and physiology, wrote the journals editor-in-chief in the news release that caught my eye. Case reports are okay in medical journals, for a rare condition perhaps, but claiming discovery of a new body part a spleen, for example -- requires finding it in more than one body. We humans vary. Dr. O is well aware of this, so next month hes set to dissect a series of cadavers representing various decades. So stay tuned, theres more to come.

Question 2: What, exactly, IS the G-spot?

Alas, Dr. O had to return the dissected putative G-spot to the body for burial, so he didnt have a chance to do the histology that would identify what hed discovered. The chain of grapes in their bluish sheath, said a friend who is an anatomy authority and would kill me if I used his name here, said it looks like a hematoma, a pooling of blood that happened when the owner of said spot maybe bumped her crotch into something years ago.

Dr. Os paper includes measurements, in case size matters.

The stretched-out grapes measured 8.1 mm by 1.5-3.6 mm, and were 0.4 mm tall a little like what comes out when my cat sneezes. Dr. O defined a head, middle, and tail part. A ropy structure emanating from the tail could be the vein providing the blood in my friends hematoma scenario. Instead, Dr. O said that the grapes are reminiscent of the cavernous tissue of a flaccid penis that rises to attention with an inflow of blood. (In a hematoma the blood is outside blood vessels; in an erection, its inside.) And the G-spot is at a 35o angle from the urethra, meaning that it isnt where most folks had been looking for it, at least not in the unfortunate Polish woman.

Larger Lessons

Dr. Ostrzenski feels that he has made a significant discovery that, if confirmed, should change textbook depictions of female pelvic anatomy. (Im a co-author on two human anatomy and physiology textbooks, and will wait for more data.)

Assuming the G-grapes are the G-spot, Dr. O foresees clinical and commercial components that I believe will make a lot of noise. Clinically, finding the G-spot may finally settle the debate over whether female orgasm can have dual origins, if appropriately controlled experiments can be conducted on women capable of responding. And G-spot defects might open up a new medical specialty.

G-spotplasty yes, its already being pitched isnt the only commercial application of the discovery. The fact that the grapes must distend upward to affect sensation suggests how vibrators might be improved, Dr. O said, adding that hes working with a group of patients to alter technique for better gratification. It entails a switch from tapping to a circular motion, he said, but that was TMI for me.

I dont really care about the status of the G-spot. My greater concern is with the peer review process that this paper passed. Not only that, someone selected it for the basis of a news release posted at EurekAlert, the source of much science news. And the journal is legit. The Journal of Sexual Medicine is the official publication of the International Society for Sexual Medicine and the International Society for the Study of Womens Sexual Health. Acceptance is competitive, and it ranks a respectable 9 out of 69 journals in urology or nephrology.

Im awaiting the news coverage of this latest chapter in the G-spot saga. But Im afraid the new paper just sends us back to 2001, when psychologist Terence M. Hines, PhD, writing in the American Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology, deemed the G-spot a gynecologic UFO: much searched for, much discussed, but unverified by objective means. And my name will enter the continuing story, as the source of the erratum notation in Dr. Os paper confusing the two G-spots.